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Let’s just take a minute to appreciate goats
goats are always like FUCK ALL YALL I DO WHAT I WANT
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1 month ago
I’ve never laughed harder in my life.
That is the funniest shit ive ever seen.
This honestly made me laugh out loud. Oh my gosh.
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1 month ago
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
| Me: | Hello? |
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
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1 month ago
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
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1 month ago
